I Solve Problems In Fun Ways

I ENJOY MAKING UP WITH MY MATE … I overlook the need for an apology.

Can I instead tempt you to smear freezing cold ice-cream over my body as punishment for whatever you think I’ve done wrong?

I dunno … maybe some gentle spanking might be in order too … lol.

Sexual healing has far more success than discussing issues can possibly overcome
as it takes us out of our minds and connects us to a more spiritually fulfilling place.

~ from the author of 500 Confessions

Are You Ready For Some Fun?

I first met the author of this Book – Rick Moore, on the pages of Facebook when I was in the midst of writing my first major work, 500 Confessions (Book 1), and it didn’t take long to notice Rick imitating my format in such a ridiculously rude and funny way that I was compelled to do something with them. They were so bad, they were BRILLIANT.

Life is supposed to be fun, and while most of my confessions are intertwined with personal development, emotional soothing, and a gentle spiritual flare, Rick’s are laced with debauchery, silliness, and random mayhem. He taught me that God is present in everything we do, not just in the socially acceptable aspects of life – God is right here, right now in ALL part of our lives, especially in those parts that we tend to hide behind closed doors.

We most noticeably FEEL that connection to God (or Spirit or Source or Infinite Intelligence or Higher Self or Inner Being, whatever you want to call it), when we laugh, when we enjoy something, when we smile or when we feel good for any reason at all, and when I first spotted Rick’s “out-there” Confessions, they took me so much by surprise, I laughed like a crazy woman. God has the best sense of humour.

I enjoyed it so much that I’ve added it to our website exclusive Confessions Collection.

PLEASE NOTE: Confessions of a Mad Man contains adult language and some potentially distasteful jokes, so if you take life lightly, this will most likely be a really good read for you. If you are easily offended and you’ve come to this page without realizing what you’ve gotten yourself in for, well, take a really deep breath, prepare to be slightly shocked (and most definitely entertained) and dive right in. Enjoy.

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I Can Focus

CONFESSION #510

I CAN’T ALWAYS TURN NEGATIVE ENERGY TO POSITIVE, but I CAN focus on the positive aspects of what’s happening and give more power to that instead.

  • I CAN find the blessing in every occurrence.
  • I CAN see the best in my mate and feel better about who we both are.
  • I CAN remember the fun times and speak about them often.
  • I CAN appreciate the simple things, like the birds and the bees, the grass and the trees, the rivers and the lakes, the coffee and the cakes.
  • I CAN imagine a brighter future.
  • I CAN choose to think about anything that makes me feel good.
  • I CAN decide to believe that everything always works out in the end.
  • I CAN cause myself to know, all things are perfect, just as they are.

Elizabeth xox